Meghan Markle Realizes It's Nothing Like The Movies

Rumour has it, that Meghan Markle officially started Princess Boot Camp (A.K.A Princess training) today and boy oh boy does it look and sound so exhausting. An unnamed source was found by E! News that the soon to be princess started taking her princess safety, etiquette and knowledge classes today. Now for the rest of us, we think of princesses having it made for them (Which is basically true) from day one. But that's not the case surprisingly. Sorry to break it to you but Princess Diaries was a fraud, all of it fake we know we're devastated too.

But seriously, this stuff is no joke! According to TMZ, Meghan has to undergo hostage training and she was given a tutorial on the right way to alert security, how to escape, what to do afterwards and a whole lot more. 

After getting engaged to Prince Harry, who's a certified combat boot vet himself, Meghan learned the ropes too from British Special Air Service on how to deal with kidnaps and hostile situations. They continue on to say it'll take 1 week to go over, complete, and rehearse all the necessary requirements needed to finish the program. 

"Meghan's training will include mastering micro-expressions, key words and other signals to let either her family or law enforcement know if she's under duress from captors. We're also told she'll get some basic psychology training on dealing with her captors." - TMZ

Phew! Now I'm not so sure I want to be a princess... Who am I kidding, being a princess would be so badass! 

-- Holly Fae

December 4th, 2017